Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”
irene adler + hair porn
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it so hard
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
Voxtrot - “Whiskey” - Just Can’t Wait Any Longer (2004)
Officially unreleased. As the story goes, before they officially released any music, Voxtrot circulated a CD-R called Just Can’t Wait Any Longer with the following tracklisting:
- Dirty Version
- Raised By Wolves
- Long Haul
- Missing Pieces
- Wrecking Force
I have personally never seen this CD-R; however, I do own a different CD-R with different artwork (“Voxtrot” in script, hand-stamped three times diagonally on a greyish paper) and a different track listing. Based on the tracklisting, this CD-R I own seems to be from a point earlier than Just Can’t Wait Any Longer The track “Long Haul” appears on this CD, but is titled “Untitled (Demo)” and does not include the female backing vocals.
Then, there is the matter of those five or so other early songs that exist, but not on either of these CD-Rs. I know they exist because I have them; someone sent me mp3s of them with no explanation back in my early days of Voxtrot fandom (December 2005). Where did they come from? How did that person get them?
Voxtrot was always, and continues to be, an enigma.
HanLock AU: Sherlock knows something Will doesn’t.
“It has its costs. Learning to see the puzzle in everything. They’re everywhere. Once you start looking, it’s impossible to stop. It just so happens that people, and all the deceits and delusions that inform everything they do, tend to be the most fascinating puzzles of all. Of course, they don’t always appreciate being seen as such.”
“Seems like a lonely way to live.”
“As I said, it has its costs.”
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333
Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.